Been thinking about moving here, since LJ seems to be heading in the same way as Facebook in terms of security/privacy issues. That, and DW looks all kinds of cool. Much love to lore for the invite! ♥♥♥
~ I have no motherly instincts. I dated and married your father because he was hot. Him already having a son is just one of the many faults I have to live with.
~ You HAD a mother. If she left because you were a little bitch and didn't want you anymore, what makes you think I would?
~ Throwing a hissy fit in your father's face because he's trying to find a "replacement" for your real mother will not result in him breaking up with me. If anything, it makes for good post-orgasm chuckles.
~ Finally calling me "Mom" and then looking at me expectantly will not result in sudden displays of motherly affection.