Bullet Points from an Evil Stepmother

[lyntek]

~ I have no motherly instincts. I dated and married your father because he was hot. Him already having a son is just one of the many faults I have to live with.

~ You HAD a mother. If she left because you were a little bitch and didn't want you anymore, what makes you think I would?

~ Throwing a hissy fit in your father's face because he's trying to find a "replacement" for your real mother will not result in him breaking up with me. If anything, it makes for good post-orgasm chuckles.

~ Finally calling me "Mom" and then looking at me expectantly will not result in sudden displays of motherly affection.